Woe to the Cubs!

Woe to the Cubs

It's not enough just to suck

You do it in style

With your billy goat luck;

Your rotation gets rocked

With an ERA even the Texas Rangers could drop

Your fielding fared no better

With every outfielder claiming an error;

And with runners in the scoring position

You just couldn't hit 'em

5 for 28 was the stat

No runs come from that;

Manny made you his bitch

I guess the Dodgers just had the itch

Maybe they felt they didn't win enough games To earn their playoff spot but you can't say the same;

Congratulations on the regular season

You had the best record just what does that mean?

The regular season is just like Old Style beer

They sell it in Chicago, and nowhere else near

For you are the Cubs

And while we still hope

We keep our Wrigleyville bars closer

Then we do the hanging rope.

Next year. Next year.